Image time!

Its time for images... i post some pics in the slideshow.. will try add more.. but from the slide show you can see that mostly are rufah's pic..hahaha... enjoy your handsome rufah!

Nothing but the real story of our housemate!

Today i will tell you a joke that Aaron told us last week but i will modify some parts to make it suitable with the pic i am going to post.. the joke title is


IMU cup longest penis award!

Our M206 has sent 2 representative to this competition, the famous Rufah, and also our one of the best IMCC, Matthew. Because of this competition, we have made a supporting flag for them..

So, the competition begins...
But before that, i must introduce the judges first...

They are all so pretty, dont they?
ok, lets continue with the competition.
First, the representative from sem 5 goes first. The judges are very happy with it. Then, goes on with sem 2,3 and 4. All the judges are impressed with all of them.
Finally, its our sem 1's turn..
Matthew starts first.. he take off his pants and the judges claps their hands.. and shouting 'wooo wooo'
He is very happy with it and licks his finger to show his happy'ness'.



Then its our Rufah's turn...
Everyone was prepared for it but suddenly he shouted...........
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'jipiet!

So the competition ended with only matthew winning the competition.. all thanks to rufah for his 'ji***t'. So, we need to choose our participants carefully before we send them to competition!


Disclaimer: This story is fictional, nothing but fiction!

I'm back..lolz..

Hello everyone..i'm back..haha..at last i blog back..sorry coz din post anything and all dis while ghi waie had been posting!!!so unfair!!!well..actually itz a good thing..help us 2 do sumthin wif da blog..actually xplanation need 2 b done..summatif is coming and i'm so busy wif da studies..so are ghi waie and aaron..avday we have been studying like mad..from morning till nite..i think we look like a zombie now..camp in the library everyday after lecture till dinner time..go back study again..what is dis!!!is dis call da life as a medical student???aihz..guess da whole m2/06 oso like us now..study avday..well..2day got a highlighter from evelyn..haha..itz blue in colour..hmmz..actually itz bcoz evelyn laz time ask me y i keep on using blue colour highlighter only..den she said dat she doesn't use blue colour and have 1 in her hse..n den she gave it 2me 2day and ask me 2 use it..i like so shock n suprised!!!haha..thanx EVELYN!!!!i'll post da picture of my highliters..haha..plus da 1 evelyn gave it 2me 2day i got 3 di!!!i oso duno y..laz time during pre-u i never use highliter 2 study..bt now..blue highliter..blue highliter..blue highliter..haha..nex friday will b summatif for all m2/06 batch..so i wana wish all my batchmates good luck and all da best!!!don't gif up!!!gambateh!!!well..from da laz time i blog till now..i can't really think wad i did..coz my life is so boring..day by day..think of da same thing..do da same thing..i oso duno wadz wrong wif me.. haha..and i realise something..da tv in our apartment had not been switch on for quite some time..and we din really watch tv 4 so long di!!!dis is incredible..thanx 2 IMU and summatif..sad case..n i miss so many movies di..haha..anyway..i guess itz quite late di..so haf2 end my blog here..i'll try 2 update more..take care everyone and good luck 2 my batchmates!!!

Dis is me..in case u guys 4get how i look..haha..itz not my spec bt my fren's wan..i'm all da time using a frameless spec..lolz..





Dis is my bluehighliter collection!!!3 of it!!!Thanx evelyn..haha..



Current progress :
Me : haha..i oso duno wad 2do..kinda tired.=P
Ghi Waie : Jz finish update blog oso..haha..
Aaron : Studying..bt mayb he fall asleep on da table again gua..

Jokes....

Since lately 3 of us got no topics to post, so i just have to update it with some jokes that i found it quite funny.. its just to cheer up your day from the stress of the upcoming summative exam.. so dont stress up too much and enjoy the jokes..

JOKE 1:
A journalist had to do some research for his article on food and freedom, so he decided to go to India, where he saw a skinny, starving old man. He asked the man

"In your opinion, which is more important, food or freedom?"

The old man replied, "What is food?"

The journalist realized that this was futile, so he went to Myanmar, and asked a young sweat-shop worker

"In your opinion, which is more important, food or freedom?"

"What is freedom?"

Frustrated, he decided to go to a place where the people actually know what food and freedom are. He went to Singapore, approached a healthy-looking man and asked

"In your opinion, which is more important, food or freedom?"

The Singaporean answered, "What is an opinion ah?"

JOKE 2:
These are pics of current malaysia's problem.. lolz


JOKE 3:
(This proves that sex is good for health!)

Thats all for today... i hope it does cheer up your day!

The Medical Student Compatibility Test

ok... this thingy i found in www.imucampus.com.
its posted by Ben (american Ben) hehe.. i havent actually finish reading this, but it looks interesting.. so i post it here for everyone to read.. and also.. join the imucampus forum.. for discussions, complains and suggestions.. enjoy!

Directions: Read the scenarios below and choose the response you most agree with. Keep a tally of how many times you choose each letter, and match the letter you chose the most with your appropriate medical student dating strategy at the bottom.

You sit down with your medical student date at a rather posh, expensive restaurant. He appears a little nervous so you decide to open up the conversation by asking him to tell you a little about himself. He quickly responds in rapid-fire speech, "Well, I graduated from Yale Summ Cum Laude with degrees in Biology and Chemistry before starting medical school two years ago. I was Phi Beta Kappa there, too. I started my research projects at Yale investigating the molecular basis of hematological malignancies, and have since continued with this work in a lab investigating these diseases from a DNA-focused level. Similarly, I have received numerous awards from this and other work, as well as getting honors in much of my medical school coursework. My extracurricular activities include working at a homeless shelter and being the president of the Radiology interest group. I am fluent in Spanish, and my hobbies include playing with my chemistry set and reading journals."
You reply:
A. "Wait, can I see your resume? Because that's incredible! I was just about to say the same thing about myself...except I graduated from Brown and my lab is focused on solid malignancies!"
B. "Wait, can I see your resume? I’m learning how to read and need to practice.”
C. "Wait, can I see your resume? I want to rub it all over my body before having my way with you, you sexy, sexy future doctor."
D. "Wait, can I see your resume? Because if I didn't know better I'd say you just read off the damn thing. Do you do anything you can’t put on it? Or did you even put down ‘Big ****ing Loser, 1981 – present’?”

You are out to dinner with a dashing young medical student, and you notice that he orders steak (you, being a woman, order a salad just so he doesn't think you are a fat pig - as an aside, let me just say that yes, ladies, it's pretty clear early on whether or not you are swine inclined before you order the salad so you might as well just eat what you want anyways, especially since the rest of the dinner is going to be spent with this loser medical student...but I digress). Conversation is flowing naturally, even if he seems a little arrogant. Then the steak arrives, and he proceeds to pick up his knife and fork in a careful manner before delicately dissecting the steak from the bone and attempting to reveal vascular structures. He notices you staring at his actions and states, "Hah, well yes, you got me, I'm training to become a big-time surgeon. Never hurts to keep practicing." You:
A. ask him to demonstrate appropriate surgical techniques before attempting to dissect the tomato in your salad.
B. ask him whether he has ever saved the life of a steak with surgery before.
C. find his surgical hands so enthralling you invite him to your apartment for a review of pelvic anatomy.
D. go to the restroom, perform some feminine hygeine, save the remains on a piece of toilet paper and hand it to him while saying, "Funny, I thought you were training to be a big-time douchebag."

Your medical student blind date informs you that she would like to meet you in the park for a peaceful Sunday afternoon walk. You arrive at the park, scanning the crowd to look for a woman by herself. You see one woman standing apart from everyone else, dressed in scrubs, a white coat, and surgical shoes with a stethoscope wrapped around her neck. You:
A. smile, knowing that you showed up equally pimped out in matching scrubs and white coat.
B. scratch your head, wondering if she is the medical student you were set up with.
C. laugh, knowing that it is much easier to quickly pull of scrub bottoms than tight-fitting jeans when you want to have sex pronto.
D. sigh, knowing that if you left right now, she'd never know you were there. You then proceed to leave.

You are at a bar with some of your girlfriends, scanning the crowd. A pasty looking white male, whose appearance includes awkwardly shifted glasses and an inordinate amount of chest hair exploding from his shirt, comes up to you and says, "Excuse me but you are beautiful. Would you like me to show you a randomized placebo controlled clinical trial demonstrating that you and I should get to know each other better? My confidence interval is 9 inches long." You respond by saying:
A. "I think the p-value on that trial is less than 0.05, baby!"
B. “I ate a placebo once, it was kind of cheesy.”
C. “You can publish that confidence interval in my journal anytime.”
D. "Why don't I tell you about the trial I just finished? It proved that if I kick you in the nuts you will leave me alone."

Your medical student date invites you to study with her at a nearby coffee shop. You arrive at the designated time and find her in her sweatpants with four different books open, two finished cups of coffee, and mounds of notes all scattered across the table. You ask her how she is doing and she starts freaking out, rattling off the massive list of things she has memorized for a test that is looming six weeks from now. You sit down and:
A. bring out your six books and personal stash of notes and begin freaking out with her.
B. pull out your copy of Hooked on Phonics and start sounding out words.
C. crawl under the table and…well you fill in the rest, there’s kids reading this. Not to mention my mom. Hi mom!
D. pick up her pile of notes and throw them in the trash, before slapping her across the face with her autographed copy of Robbins Pathology.

That’s the quiz. Now tally up your scores and see how you did.

Scoring:

If you scored a majority of A’s then…well…wait a minute. You are a medical student, silly! So of course you will be compatible with another one, because who else could complement your repertoire of obsessive-compulsiveness, narcissism, and general freak-i-tude than one of your peers? I hope you have fun together, so long as you stay as far away from me as possible. Freakshow.

If you scored a majority of B’s then you are either five years old or you are borderline retarded. Luckily for you, there is a subset of physicians who find your idiocy, often bordering on tragic, to be charming as they find comfort knowing they are the smarter person in the relationship and always will be. Which of course makes them the dumb one, since they are stuck with your dumb *** forever. The joke is on them and not on you, because, well, you wouldn’t even get it anyways. It should be noted that to make this work, you most likely will have to be female, as many guys have an inferiority complex about being in a relationship with women who are smarter than they are…but I’m not touching this topic with a 10 foot pole.

If you scored a majority of C’s then either one of two things is true: Either you are in that subset of the population that has some genetic defect making you extraordinarily attracted to and sexually forward with physicians for no obvious reason despite all of the evidence demonstrating that we are nothing but a bunch of self-absorbed weirdos, or you are just a big slut. Either way, my email is thefakedoctor@gmail.com.

If you scored a majority of D’s then frankly you can do better. A lot better. Just stay away, because dating a medical student will only bring you grief, misery, and likely a lot of sexual frustration since we spent our formative years studying instead of learning about things that matter. Do not date medical students, it’s just not worth it. OK, I think I’ve said my piece.

Well, there you have it. Are you compatible with a medical student? Do you see yourself with one longterm? Did you make it to the end of this post without falling asleep? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then congratulations and welcome to our big, happy family.

some new changes of the layout..

i have done some changes to the layout of the blog to make it more interesting for you all.. Here are the changes that i had made:
i) Added a 'santa clock' on the left side of the blog just above the chatting box.
ii) Added a poll below the chatting box. (feel free to vote and must be honest :P)
iii) On every header of the post will have the countdown time.. by the moment is counting for summative exam.. will change to EOS after summative is over.. hehe

i will try to add more.. but now its already 1.29am. so its time to sleep.. couldn't add more by the moment.. 16 days left to summative... arghh.. hehe.. just leave your comments on the changes made.. hope you will like it..

Study hard and play hard! Good luck to all!

study study and study..

First of all, 3 of us would like to apologize for the late update for this blog. The reason for not updating is very simple.. we are all busy with our exam that we gonna have it on 22nd dec. oh well, busy busy and busy is the word to describe it all.. i will post pics of us studying.. so i hope you all be patient, and i assure you that we will update this blog after the exam, k?